I'm in a random mood, so here are my funniest poems. Enjoy. :)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are dying,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowls empty,
And so is your head.
Roses are red,
I have a phone,
Nobody texts me,
Forever alone.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This dosent rhyme,
Get in my van.
Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Tulips are red,
Trees are red,
Bushes are red,
Fences are red,
OH MY GOD MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!